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dustorgan:

22 February.

Now this is the kind of creature we should be thinking about making via technology. It is a kind of bearded goat, but not with a goats face. Maybe a long dogs face. Anyway, his entire torso is twisted around because of all of the drilling he did when he was younger. On his back is a lovely grassy bit, and his horns ar actually tree branches.

Of course, this all matters not as the damned thing has no pupils and is therefore evil. OH WELL.

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touchmyhorns:

Your name is ARIC and you are SICK AS SHIT. This is probably explained through your lack of ever WEARING a JACKET because you are a REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE.

Well now it seems you do have a cause considering you are starving and there is nothing in your house that can be thrown in a microwave. Which means you will have to brave the SNOW and walk to the store, which on any other day you wouldn’t mind but being sick makes you COMPLAIN TO NO END. You won’t admit to that though.

==> Aric: Grab jacket and troop to the store for some microwave meals